Doctor: Well, I have some good news and some bad news.
Patient: Go with the good news first.
Doctor: you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What?? How about the bad news??
Doctor: I forgot to call you yesterday.
Father: (at the hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies)
"Kichy Kichy Koo. Look she is smiling....
isn't she adorable?"
Friend: "But your kid didn't smile."
Father: "I was talking about the nurse.".........