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Title: Psychiatric Hotline
Post by: mensfe_admin
Recording - "Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric hotline."

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependant, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. just stay on the line until I trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are a manic-depressive, it dos'nt matter which number you press. no one will answer.