I tried

[chrisd]

Lately my Mrs has been getting a bit fed up with me, all she keeps going on about is the amount of sport I keep watching, Football, Cricket, Golf and Rugby, why all the sport she asks, why cant we watch something together?  Well my consience go the better of me and I decided to book a table for us.  We turned up at 8 but by 9.30 things has got drastically worse, in an hour and a half she hadn't even potted one red......