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Medical Joke - Pretty bad news.

Started by mensfe_admin, 2009-03-17 17:13

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Doctor: Well, I have some good news and some bad news.

Patient: Go with the good news first.

Doctor: you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: What?? How about the bad news??

Doctor: I forgot to call you yesterday.


Father: (at the hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies)

"Kichy Kichy Koo. Look she is smiling....
isn't she adorable?"

Friend: "But your kid didn't smile."

Father: "I was talking about the nurse.".........