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Gender Joke - Her age.

Started by mensfe_admin, 2009-03-17 17:10

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Harolds wife bought a line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.

After a lengthy sitting before the mirrow applying the "Mircle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?"

Looking over her carefully, Harold replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eightee; and your figure, twent five."

"Oh, you flattere!" she gushed.

"I haven't added them up yet."


mensfe_admin

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.

Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, Ooh dad, there's one. "No," said the father women.

"There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."

Well, a little later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." The father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."

About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous women.

The son said, " Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."

"No" said the father. "We'll not eat her either."

"Why" asked the son.

"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."