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Relationship Joke - 0 to 200 in 6 seconds.

Started by mensfe_admin, 2009-07-21 12:33

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mensfe_admin

Bob was in trouble. he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really ****ed.

She told him "tommorow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!

The next morniing he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out of the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on a robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back to the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Fiday.

mensfe_admin

Memory Class

An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

A few days after the class. the old man was outside talking with his neighbour about how much the class helped him.

"What was the name of the instructor," said the neighbour.

"Oh, ummmm, lets see," the old man pondered. " You know that flower, you know, the one that smells really nice but has *****ly thorns, what's that flower's name?

"A rose?" asked the neighbour.

"Yes thats it," replied the old man. He then turned towards the house and shouted, "Hey, Rose what's the name of the instructor we took the memory class from?"