His and hers road trip.

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His and hers road trip. (female perspective)

HERS

Pulls off at wrong exit.
Opens window.
Asks directions from a knowledgeable police officer.
Arrives at destination presently.

HIS

Pulls off at the wrong exit absolutley positive it is the correct one.
Drives five miles into the wilderness, still thinks he is right.
Drives an extra five miles just in case.
Finally rolls down the window just to get fresh air.
Pulls up to a 7-11 (Mac donalds).
Gets three hotdogs, a large slurpee. and a beef jerky.
Asks person behind the counter how to get onto the highway.
Gets back into the car.
Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11.
Drives down a dirt road with no lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7-11 said so.
Almost hits a dear.
Curses the night - Curses you - Curses his slurpee.
Drives and fiddles with the radio.
Yells at you for suggesting the map again.
Admits he did not want to go to thanksgiving at your sisters anyway - He hates your sister.......... ever since she called him a pernicious weasel.
He had to look up pernicious - could not find it in a dictionary - Seethes at the memory of it all.
But she is laughing inside................. AND OF COURSE YOUR'RE STILL LOST.

Mensfe comment.......... funny - eeeeeeeeee !!??

[mensfe_admin]

In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.

Concerened about this, a local woman called the manager and asked him, "Why is it you only limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous..or what?"

"Not at all, Ma'am," the manager replied. "It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don't pout when I yell at them."