medical Joke - Ain't She Cute

[mensfe_admin]

Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies)

"Kitchy Kitchy Koo. Look she smiled..........

Isn't she adorable?"

Friend: "But your Kid did'nt smile."

Father: "I was talking about the nurse".

[mensfe_admin]

Need samples.

An old man goes to his doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: WHAT?

"What did he say? Whats he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."